I loved reading all your answers! Lots of black thumbs out there, haha. I used random number generator to pick a winner (by order of entry, adding bonus entries to the end). The results:
Succulents are my favorite plants ever! I had a trial run with some that I purchased from IKEA, whereupon I accidentally over-watered them and they rotted in their own filth. I have since learned that succulents do not like to swim and actually ENJOY being neglected, so I think I would be a good plant parent now.
I'm sure you will be! Please email me for instructions on how to collect your prize (magchunk [at]gmail.com).
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